i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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