its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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