i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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