Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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