is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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