once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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