quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
