It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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