My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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