She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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