it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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