I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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