I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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