either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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