I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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