Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just found puke in my bra..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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