white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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