it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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