Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You ruined the universe
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
