honey bunches of taint.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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