So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
