Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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