it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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