Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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