But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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