How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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