Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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