My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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