I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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