why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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