But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Randomize