i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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