haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
