pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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