It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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