There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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