He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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