butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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