when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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