I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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