He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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