For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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