i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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