I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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