So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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