Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
sex in a hospital.. check
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
