All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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