Can Purell be used as lube?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
