She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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