Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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