How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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