Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
how does that bad decision feel?
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