i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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